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Obama’s Gangnam-Style Campaign: Big Bird, Binders & Biden

October 26, 2012
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With less than two weeks left in the blurr of presidential debates and campaign ads and slogans, we are left holding our collective heads like the famous picture, “The Scream.” Obama has certainly taken his bid for reelection in directions hitherto unseen in presidential campaigns in what can only be deemed in the current vernacular — Gangnam-Style: a pulsing, hypnotic beat interspersed with unintelligible words and phrases and flashing psychotropic images.

In the first debate, villianous “Snidley Whiplash” Romney to the Left (Dudley Do-right to the rest) mentioned that he would cut public funding to Corporation for Public Broadcasting, home of “Sesame Street.” The incensed Obama campaign immediately saw a target-rich environment to attack Romney and claimed he would pull the plug on Big Bird.

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The “Weekly Standard” ran an article entitled, “Big Bird is Big Business” in which it was reported that, “[i]n 2011 Sesame Workshop took in $46.9 million in licensing income from Sesame Street.” It turns out that Big Bird is part of the 1%! It’s surprising that Obama didn’t demand that Big Bird start paying his fair share!

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Next up, during another debate segment, Mitt Romney stated that when he became governor of Massachusetts, he noticed that there were not many high-level women in state government, so he reached out for help in addressing the issue. The Massachusetts Women’s Political Caucus provided him a “binder” produced in 2002 by the Massachusetts Government Appointments Project in which were names and resumes of potential female candidates for high-level positions.

Smelling more “blood” in the water, Obama’s team of sharks jumped into action deriding Romney for “putting women in binders” — Bill Clinton, then, immediately interrupted demanding to know where this binder was…

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After the US Ambassador to Benghazi, Chris Stevens and three other Americans were killed in a terrorist attack on the anniversary of 09/11 by a band of well-armed and organized terrorists, the Obama Administration spun a tale regarding a cheesy YouTube “movie” that apparently whipped the otherwise calm and collected Islamic terrorists into whirling dervishes that just happened to spin out of control and ended into murder and mayhem.

Instead of bringing the perpetrators to swift justice, the Obama administration blamed the Egyptian American “film-maker” and threw him into jail (where he sits now, scheduled to be released days after the election).  Apparently, the Left is now not only against the 2nd Amendment but also against the 1st Amendment.

Lastly, Obama unleashed his secret weapon — unlocking the attic and releasing Vice President Joe “Crazy Uncle” Biden.  When Biden addressed Chip Woods, the grieving father of fallen Navy Seal Tyrone Woods, Biden asked Mr. Woods, ‘Did your son always have balls the size of cue balls?’

Gangnam-style!


Affordable Campaign Contribution Act: New Cash for Urkel Obama’s Re-Election Campaign

July 3, 2012
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There is yet another “silver lining” of the recent Supreme Court decision to let Obamacare stand; Democrats are now able to and should pass a law stating that all Americans should contribute to Obama’s re-election campaign.  If Americans choose not to contribute, they will simply be taxed — or is the proper term “penalized”?  (Chief Justice Roberts to decide when he returns from vacation in Malta.)

The boon to Obama’s campaign coffers will be immeasurable, benefiting all Americans, of course.   Additional benefits of the Act would be an increase in employment since the US government will need to hire more IRS agents to insure compliance.  Of course, waivers will be issued to labor unions (since they already contribute all their campaign contributions to Democrats already); illegal aliens (since their votes for Democrats are guaranteed);  and the State of Nevada (for the simply reason that Democrat Harry Reid is their senator).

The better news is that the Act can be summarized in far fewer than 2,900 pages!

Nancy Pelosi, however, still insists that Congress will need to pass the bill before we can know what is in it.


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Obamacare: Where All Pigs Are Equal But Some Pigs Get Waivers

July 1, 2012
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Orwell was certainly prescient in “Animal Farm” when he invisioned a futuristic farm wherein the farm animals take over and establish democratic rule; unfortunately, the pigs in charge ultimately determine that while “all animals are equal … some are more equal than others.”

And, hence, we get Obamacare where everyone is taxed as a penalty for not carrying health insurance and also, ironically, where everyone is taxed anyway.  President Barak Urkel Obama pontificated that no one earning less than $250,000 would see a tax increase under his administration, then he and the Democrat controlled Congress and the Senate passed Obamacare under the cover of moral darkness and amid the vicissitudes of political corruption and cronism.  This was NOT a tax, the Democrats assured us — only it turns out that the Supreme Court just recently confirmed otherwise.

The Wall Street Journal’s Chief Economist figured that 75% of the cost of Obamacare will fall squarely on the backs of those making $150,000 or less per year — the last anyone checked $150,000 is less than $250,000 even to those who were taught “new math” at America’s prestigious public schools.

Her Highness Nancy Bela Lugosi Pelosi flying in on her Thai Stick from California’s Sodom By the Bay is now weighing in:  Obamacare is a penalty that falls under the tax code.  The White House Press Secretary spent 5 minutes trying to explain how the penalty is a penalty and not a tax.  Meanwhile, Baghdad Bob is still proclaiming that Iraq is winning the war and the American military is being crushed by Saddam Hussein‘s superior forces.

The mental gymnastics and contortions these people must perform to justify Obamacare would make Hitler’s Minister of Propaganda Goebbel’s blush.  Obamacare is now old enough, however, to begin to smell like rancid milk, and the American people are holding their collective noses.

Obamacare was supposed to be the magic bullet to our health care problems but instead it has caused many to begin dodging the bullet.  The question must be asked:  if Obamacare is so spectacular, why are so many companies and states asking for and getting waivers and exemptions from it?

So far, over 1,200 waivers have been issued, 20% of those to companies in Nazi Pelosi’s district alone, and at least one entire state, Nevada, Senate Majority Leader Dirty Harry Reid‘s state, has been exempted.  Not surprising, of course, Congress is also exempted.  Add labor unions and the various Obama-supporting corporations and you have a veritable menagerie of those who preached how wonderful it would be for all of us — apparently not for them.

Sources:

1.  http://www.humanevents.com/2012/06/30/wsj-chief-economist-75-of-obamacare-costs-will-fall-on-backs-of-those-making-less-than-120k-a-year/

2.    http://thehill.com/blogs/healthwatch/health-reform-implementation/202791-hhs-finalizes-more-than-1200-healthcare-waivers

3.  http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2011/05/18/pelosi-district-gives-20-percent-of-obamacare-waiver/


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ZombieCare: It Lives!

June 28, 2012
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Today, Chief Justice Roberts had the ability to put the stake through the heart of the 3,000 page Obamacare excrement foisted upon us by the likes of Nazi Pelosi, Dirty Harry Reid and Urkel Obamao, and he failed — miserably, so Obamacare pops back up to haunt and terrorize us again.  Joining Sonia “The Wise Latina” Sotomeyor, Elena Kagan and Ruth Buzzie Ginsburg, Chief Justice Roberts wrote the majority opinion that stated that the mandate was really — a tax.  Obama, Pelosi and Reid and their bands of flying monkeys swore up one side and down the other that Obamacare was NOT a tax.  But then again, this administration was supposed to be the most transparent in history, then proceeded to cram a 3,000-page bill without allowing Americans to read and digest it then passed it without one Republican vote while all the while insisting that a mandate was not a tax when in fact it is — not only a tax but the biggest tax increase in the history of the country.  Of course, a huge tax increase is exactly what the country needs to further depress the economy.

At least, Chief Justic Roberts got one thing right and reminded us all of our individual responsibilities and that elections matter:

“[These] decisions are entrusted to our Nation’s elected leaders, who can be thrown out of office if the people disagree with them. It is not our job to protect the people from the consequences of their political choices.”

It’s the US voters who need to drive that final stake into the heart of this monstrosity and the light-in-the-loafers, air-headed, collectivist meddlers who created it.

In the meantime, we have this to look foward to:


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ZombieCare: It Lives!

June 28, 2012
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Today, Chief Justice Roberts had the ability to put the stake through the heart of the 3,000 page Obamacare execrement foisted upon us by the likes of Nazi Pelosi, Dirty Harry Reid and Urkel Obamao, and he failed — miserably, so Obamacare pops back up to haunt and terrorize us again.  Joining Sonya “The Wise Latina” Sotomeyor, Elena Kagan and Ruth Buzzie Ginsburg, Chief Justice Roberts wrote the majority opinion that stated that the mandate was really — a tax.  Obama, Pelosi and Reid and their bands of flying monkeys swore up one side and down the other that Obamacare was NOT a tax.  But then again, this administration was supposed to be the most transparent in history, then proceeded to cram a 3,000-page bill without allowing Americans to read and digest it then passed it without one Republican vote while all the while insisting that a mandate was not a tax when in fact it is — not only a tax but the biggest tax increase in the history of the country.  Of course, a huge tax increase is exactly what the country needs to further depress the economy.

At least, Chief Justic Roberts got one thing right and reminded us all of our individual responsibilities and that elections matter:

“[These] decisions are entrusted to our Nation’s elected leaders, who can be thrown out of office if the people disagree with them. It is not our job to protect the people from the consequences of their political choices.”

 It’s the US voters who need to drive that stake into the heart of this monstrosity.


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Wisconsin: Cheeseheads vs. Knuckleheads

June 7, 2012
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Tuesday, June 5, 2012, Scott Walker survived a recall election instigated by a swarm of angry Democrats and their overlords — organized Union thugs.  Despite the DNC’s dumping millions of dollars into an effort to recall Governor Scott Walker for doing what he promised he would do — that is:  balance the budget — and that paragon of liberal virtue, Bill “Lewinsky” Clinton, pounding the pavement (as it were), Scott Walker prevailed — despite being a Republican in a state known as the People’s Republic of Cheeseheads.

Since then, Barack “Urkel Kardashian” Obama has raised millions of dollars from Hollywood’s intellectual elites; Cher was recently seen propped up in the corner of yesterday’s fundraiser in Los Angeles with the help of several assistants who mistook her lack of breath for breathlessness in the presence of the Telepromtor-in-Chief — who was still convinced that he has only one more state left to visit since he has visited all 57 of the other states.  Anna “Helmet Head” Wintour rode Sarah Jessica “Horsehead” Parker into the three-ring circus while Nero fiddled in the background.

In an effort to fight the Republican’s “War Against Women” — generated by Democrats in response to the public’s dislike of the idea of a prestigious, private college law school student, Sandra Fluck,  demanding that the public pay for her contraception, President Urkel Kardashian joked “naughtily” that Ellen Degenerate complained that his wife — the First Lady Michelle Obama, “didn’t go all the way down.”  Classy act, our President.  Note to self:  investigate who is actually waging a war against women…


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The Tea Party Meets the The Coke Party

October 12, 2011
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The Left and its cheerleaders, the Main Stream Media, are dearly hoping the scruffy, pimply cesspool of humanity camping out on Wall Street will be the answer to the Tea Parties that spontaineously erupted around the country in response to the Democrat-lead, unprecedented growth of government and the bankrupting of our country.

The “Occupy Wall Street” crowd looks like the spoiled kids of the 1% pretending to be the 99% indulging their 60’s-era post-Hippy professors in recreating Woodstock.  In this case, instead of naked young hippies smoking pot and tripping on acid in a field of mud, we get young and over-the-hill hippies smoking pot and tripping on acid — which can only explain their signs — and defecating on police cars.  Meanwhile, down the block, NY sewer rats with clothes pins on their snouts are angrily protesting the stench and filth of the invading protesters who have mucked up their neighborhood.

(Question:  What’s the difference between a pencil and the Occupy Wall Street Crowd?  Answer:  one of them has a point.)

The contrast between the Tea Party and the Occupy Wall Street crowd can be summed up best by simple comparisons:  the Tea Party protestors show up for a few hours on their lunch hour or on their weekends because they have jobs; the Occupy Wall Street crowd arrive and camp for days going into weeks and no one in their lives apparently notices that they’re missing — needless to say, no employers miss them.  Within minutes after disbanding, the area occupied by the Tea Party protestors was left cleaner than it was when they arrived.  The area occupied by the Occupy Wall Street crowd is piling up with garbage — which sometimes is indistinguishable from the protestors themselves — and which the protestors expect others to clean up.  Lastly, the Tea Party protestors object to the bloated government intruding into individuals’ lives and liberties; the Occupy Wall Street gang openly advocates mob-rule and expects someone else to pick up the tab.


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“That Depends on What the Meaning of the Word ‘Weiner’ Is”

June 9, 2011
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Democrat Congressman Anthony Weiner has gotten more exposure recently than he (or any of us) would care to admit  or wish for.  When one is born with the last name Weiner, it is best not to attract anymore attention than absolutely necessary.   The Japanese have a saying, “The nail that sticks up gets hammered down.”  Ouch!

During Democrat President Bill Clinton’s impeachment hearing,  he answered a question with the now infamous reposte, “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSY3PcCa4AU

In this case, Weiner can now claim that the picture floating around the Internet of some schmuck’s Little Willie:  “it depends on what the meaning of the word “weiner” is.”  (Is it really Weiner’s weiner or just another schlemiel’s weiner?)

In the middle of the current economic malaise, one simply cannot make this stuff up!  Democrat Congressman named Weiner sending shots of his Vienna sausage around the Internet makes the news.  Now apparently, Nazi Bela Lugosi Pelosi is calling for Weiner’s resignation.  (Why kick a Weiner when he’s down?)

Under what authority or reason?

During Bill Clinton’s impeachment hearings for lying under oath about having a proven illicit affair in the White House’s Oval Office with a White House intern, young enough to be his daughter, the Democrat Party loyalists circled the wagons and claimed that it was “just about sex”  — and the married Bill Clinton actually HAD SEX.  Poor Weiner never got the sex, just the exposure of his little name-sake.

If there’s any justice to be had, Weiner will be allowed to stay in Congress, just as Bill Clinton was allowed to remain president.  Maybe one day attorneys and judges will be able to figure out what the meaning of “is” is and what the meaning of “weiner” is.

Obviously, the best lesson of all of this is:


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President Urkel Obama: The Ken Doll of US Politics

March 30, 2011
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When Obama was elected, he was dressed up by those in the liberal media as FDR, Jr., heading up the largest expansion of government since FDR tried to turn the US into the USSR of North America.  When the American public grew tired of Ken dressed as the Father of American Socialism, FDR, they talked of Urkel “Ken” Obama and Michelle “Barbie” Jackie Obama as heralding in Camelot II, complete with Queen Michelle trolloping off on a multi-million dollar junket through Europe with the Crown Princesses in tow despite the fact that the public were none too pleased watching its elected President and his imperial wife acting like the public purse were its own.

After the “drubbing” Urkel Obama, the Ken doll of US politics, took in the November 2010 election, the media began to dress him up like Ronald Reagan, despite the Left’s and Urkel Obama’s distinct distaste for the former President.

Now, with the US launching Middle East War #3 in Libya, the “anti-war” Ken Urkel doll is now dressed up like a butch Eisenhower.  Of course, when Urkel was merely Ken, Jr. and the distinquished Illinois state senator from Chicagoland, where political crime has been developed into a high art, Obama stated on 10/02/2002 that toppling Sadam Hussein in Iraq was “dumb” because there was no “direct threat” from Iraq. 

However, 9 years later, Obama has ordered the US military’s involvement in Libya where there is no “direct threat.”  Code Pink who was shown on the news almost hourly protesting “Bush’s Illegal War” in Iraq is noticeably silent.   Likewise, Sean Penn and George Clooney are now too involved in dressing each other up for Reese Witherspoon’s wedding to bother pontificating about “Obama’s Illegal War” and the killing of Libyan innocents.

Meanwhile, liberals are busy dressing their Ken doll up in his newest outfit for his latest incarnation — perhaps, a new, updated book is in the works:  “The Emperor’s Newest Clothes.”

1.  http://cnsnews.com/news/article/obama-2002-toppling-brutal-dictator-dumb


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Sarah Palin: The Left’s “Blood Libel” Scapegoat

January 19, 2011
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The Left and its handmaidens — the gaggle of talking heads on MSNBC/CNN/ABC/CBS/NBC and their allied printed versions, namely the “The Washington Compost,” “Slime” and “Newspeak” magazines, etc. — have been rather harsh on Sarah Palin this past week after she went public in a 7-minute video segment on Facebook, defending herself against the Left’s accusations that she was the actual perpetrator (along with Rush, Beck, Hannity and anyone else who didn’t vote for Obama) behind the cue-ball-headed madman who opened fire on Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords and several other innocents on Saturday, 01/08/2011. 

How dare Sarah Palin defend herself against unsubstantiated attacks!  Doesn’t that “stupid” woman who Tina Fey claims can see Russia from her kitchen window know that her conservative politics made Loughner, the pot-smoking, anti-social, apolitical misfit who thought Bush was behind the 9-11 attacks plan his gun-spree on Giffords and her constituents? 

In a long string of efforts by the media and celebrities to marginalize Sarah Palin, Tina Fey’s skit in which Palin claims to be able to see Russia from her kitchen window was just one of many such efforts.  Obviously, Fey misread Palin’s original remarks with Charlie Gibson.

PALIN: They’re (Russia’s) our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.

GIBSON: What insight does that give you into what they’re doing in Georgia?

PALIN: Well, I’m giving you that perspective of how small our world is and how important it is that we work with our allies to keep good relation with all of these countries, especially Russia.

Only 2 miles of waterway separate Russia and Alaska known as the Bering Strait, and here it is in fact possible to see one country from the other.  However, that was not even her original point which, of course, was conveniently buried in the ensuing hilarity. 

Obviously, Ms. Palin wasn’t as off-base as Ms. Fey’s lack of geography lessons would have you believe. 

On to the “blood libel” issue…the Left was shocked and aghast that a woman like Sarah Palin would even know what the term “blood libel” meant, let alone use it.   Only “sophisticated” East Coast elites (and those West Coast wanna-be’s) should know the nuances of the meaning of  “blood libel” and obviously, Sarah Palin could be no such initiate.

After Sarah’s video and after the media’s sudden call to civility after unfortunately discovering that in fact Loughner was not a “Right-wing radio listener,” Tennessee Democrat Representative Steve Cohen compared Republicans to Nazis for wanting to repeal Obamacare on Tuesday, 01/18/2011.

“‘They [Republicans] say it’s a government takeover of health care, a big lie just like Goebbels. You say it enough, you repeat the lie, you repeat the lie, and eventually, people believe it.  Like blood libel.  That’s the same kind of thing, blood libel.  That’s the same kind of thing,’” Cohen said.”

Considering that the Nazis did have universal, government healthcare like the Democrats want us to have, it’s ironic that he’s calling the Republicans Nazis and not the Democrats.  Regardless, like Sarah Palin, Cohen used the term “blood libel,” and the media were fine with that.  Sarah Palin used the same term, and “journalists” and liberal pundits promptly wet their collective Depends in indignation, absolutely certain that Sarah didn’t know “blood” from “libel.”
The day following his reference to Republicans as Nazis, Cohen clarified his statements:

“Cohen stood by comments he made on the House floor late Tuesday night in which he used a Nazi comparison to discuss Republicans who call the health care law a “government takeover,” but insisted he was making a point about lying, not trying to insinuate that Republicans were Nazis.”

Republicans are not Nazis afterall — they’re just liars!  This must be an example of that new civility thing the media’s been foisting on us.

Sources: 

1.  http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Closest_point_land_to_land_alaska_to_Russia

2.  http://dailycaller.com/2011/01/19/rep-steve-cohen-stands-by-nazi-comments/


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