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Hillary’s Balls and Urkel’s “Grope and Change” | November 24, 2010

"...and trust me, I've seen all three of them..."

At a Christian Science Monitor breakfast on Thursday, 11/18/2010, Democrat strategist James “Snakehead” Carville said that if “Hillary gave Obama one of her balls, they’d both have two.”  (http://tv.breitbart.com/carville-if-hillary-gave-obama-one-of-her-balls-theyd-both-have-two/).

"Don't touch my junk, bro"

Back in 2008, an irate Rev. Jesse Jackson was caught on tape saying that he wanted to “cut his [Barack Obama's] nuts out.” 

Now, if President Obama goes through airport security, Janet “Big Sis” Napolitano would want to grope and fondle him.

Although I don’t understand the obsession with Urkel’s privates or TSA’s obsession with the public’s privates for that matter, I do wonder if there were something found lacking with the Presidential “junk,” would it be covered under Obamacare?   Maybe the missing one is in Al Gore’s lockbox?

Whatever the case, it is clear that in 2 short years under President Urkel Obama that we have gone from “Hope and Change” to “Hope for a Little Spare Change” to “Grope for Pocket Change.”

Osama bin Laden and his mangy pack of human explosives must be having a chuckle in some cave in Northeastern Turdistan as CNN shows the chaos caused by Americans turning on Americans in security lines around the country.  9/11 has just become a win for them…

 Souces:

1.  http://tv.breitbart.com/carville-if-hillary-gave-obama-one-of-her-balls-theyd-both-have-two/

2.  http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/item_2IKMVtS3vzxRvoAAxZ0ZGL