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“That Depends on What the Meaning of the Word ‘Weiner’ Is”

June 9, 2011
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Democrat Congressman Anthony Weiner has gotten more exposure recently than he (or any of us) would care to admit  or wish for.  When one is born with the last name Weiner, it is best not to attract anymore attention than absolutely necessary.   The Japanese have a saying, “The nail that sticks up gets hammered down.”  Ouch!

During Democrat President Bill Clinton’s impeachment hearing,  he answered a question with the now infamous reposte, “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.”


In this case, Weiner can now claim that the picture floating around the Internet of some schmuck’s Little Willie:  “it depends on what the meaning of the word “weiner” is.”  (Is it really Weiner’s weiner or just another schlemiel’s weiner?)

In the middle of the current economic malaise, one simply cannot make this stuff up!  Democrat Congressman named Weiner sending shots of his Vienna sausage around the Internet makes the news.  Now apparently, Nazi Bela Lugosi Pelosi is calling for Weiner’s resignation.  (Why kick a Weiner when he’s down?)

Under what authority or reason?

During Bill Clinton’s impeachment hearings for lying under oath about having a proven illicit affair in the White House’s Oval Office with a White House intern, young enough to be his daughter, the Democrat Party loyalists circled the wagons and claimed that it was “just about sex”  — and the married Bill Clinton actually HAD SEX.  Poor Weiner never got the sex, just the exposure of his little name-sake.

If there’s any justice to be had, Weiner will be allowed to stay in Congress, just as Bill Clinton was allowed to remain president.  Maybe one day attorneys and judges will be able to figure out what the meaning of “is” is and what the meaning of “weiner” is.

Obviously, the best lesson of all of this is:


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