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California Cancer & The Great Wall of Mexifornia | November 23, 2016


Obama -- Undocumented DemocratsBefore the 2016 US Presidential Election, Governor Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown said that if Trump were to be elected President, California would build its own wall — as if that would be a gigantic middle finger to the rest of the country.  Now, that Trump is President Elect, the other 49 states are demanding to know when construction begins.  The rest of the country is even willing to chip in to defray costs; Canada has even volunteered to send builders in hopes of containing and preventing loony celebrities in full apoplectic melt-downs like Lena Dunham, Cher and Rosie O’Donut from escaping into Canada.

After turning California into a Third World Fiefdom of Sanctuary City-States, Leftists have been fleeing  to neighboring states — that actually still function and follow US laws, and where their cancerous ideas have begun to metastasize as they inflict their voting habits on their healthy unsuspecting neighbors.  Not surprisingly, the other 49 states seem overly in favor of the Great Wall of Mexifornia and are beginning to seriously consider life without that gangrenous appendage.  The Motor Voter Bill combined with the brilliant idea of giving drivers licenses to illegal aliens created an instant cache of hundreds of thousands of new “undocumented Democrat voters” just in time for the election.

Post-election analysis reveals that Madonna reneged on her offer to fellate any man who would vote for Hillary; as common wisdom reveals, the Left is full of empty promises.  Madonna knew full well that there is barely enough collective testosterone in all Hillary supporters combined to enable even one healthy male to rise to the occasion.

After spewing sham polls, phony predictions and fraudulent analysis, the Clinton News Network, the New York Slimes and the rest of the tawdry, tired old pressitudes of the Mainstream Media hitched up their fishnet stockings and reapplied their false eyelashes before lecturing Americans that they were racist for electing an old white guy instead of an old white woman.  “Fake News” is what the public should really be concerned about, said the charlatans posing as journalists.

Now, if the rest of country could sponsor a sting operation in the guise of a DNC Fundraiser or a Clinton Foundation Gala in Los Angeles to attract all the East Coast hustlers and chiselers, the builders could finish the Great Wall of Mexifornia and seal them all in together and give the rest of the country a chance to Make America Great Again.

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