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ZombieCare: It Lives!

Today, Chief Justice Roberts had the ability to put the stake through the heart of the 3,000 page Obamacare excrement foisted upon us by the likes of Nazi Pelosi, Dirty Harry Reid and Urkel Obamao, and he failed — miserably, so Obamacare pops back up to haunt and terrorize us again.  Joining Sonia “The Wise Latina” Sotomeyor, Elena Kagan and Ruth Buzzie Ginsburg, Chief Justice Roberts wrote the majority opinion that stated that the mandate was really — a tax.  Obama, Pelosi and Reid and their bands of flying monkeys swore up one side and down the other that Obamacare was NOT a tax.  But then again, this administration was supposed to be the most transparent in history, then proceeded to cram a 3,000-page bill without allowing Americans to read and digest it then passed it without one Republican vote while all the while insisting that a mandate was not a tax when in fact it is — not only a tax but the biggest tax increase in the history of the country.  Of course, a huge tax increase is exactly what the country needs to further depress the economy.

At least, Chief Justic Roberts got one thing right and reminded us all of our individual responsibilities and that elections matter:

“[These] decisions are entrusted to our Nation’s elected leaders, who can be thrown out of office if the people disagree with them. It is not our job to protect the people from the consequences of their political choices.”

It’s the US voters who need to drive that final stake into the heart of this monstrosity and the light-in-the-loafers, air-headed, collectivist meddlers who created it.

In the meantime, we have this to look foward to:

ZombieCare: It Lives!

Today, Chief Justice Roberts had the ability to put the stake through the heart of the 3,000 page Obamacare execrement foisted upon us by the likes of Nazi Pelosi, Dirty Harry Reid and Urkel Obamao, and he failed — miserably, so Obamacare pops back up to haunt and terrorize us again.  Joining Sonya “The Wise Latina” Sotomeyor, Elena Kagan and Ruth Buzzie Ginsburg, Chief Justice Roberts wrote the majority opinion that stated that the mandate was really — a tax.  Obama, Pelosi and Reid and their bands of flying monkeys swore up one side and down the other that Obamacare was NOT a tax.  But then again, this administration was supposed to be the most transparent in history, then proceeded to cram a 3,000-page bill without allowing Americans to read and digest it then passed it without one Republican vote while all the while insisting that a mandate was not a tax when in fact it is — not only a tax but the biggest tax increase in the history of the country.  Of course, a huge tax increase is exactly what the country needs to further depress the economy.

At least, Chief Justic Roberts got one thing right and reminded us all of our individual responsibilities and that elections matter:

“[These] decisions are entrusted to our Nation’s elected leaders, who can be thrown out of office if the people disagree with them. It is not our job to protect the people from the consequences of their political choices.”

 It’s the US voters who need to drive that stake into the heart of this monstrosity.

Wisconsin: Cheeseheads vs. Knuckleheads

Tuesday, June 5, 2012, Scott Walker survived a recall election instigated by a swarm of angry Democrats and their overlords — organized Union thugs.  Despite the DNC’s dumping millions of dollars into an effort to recall Governor Scott Walker for doing what he promised he would do — that is:  balance the budget — and that paragon of liberal virtue, Bill “Lewinsky” Clinton, pounding the pavement (as it were), Scott Walker prevailed — despite being a Republican in a state known as the People’s Republic of Cheeseheads.

Since then, Barack “Urkel Kardashian” Obama has raised millions of dollars from Hollywood’s intellectual elites; Cher was recently seen propped up in the corner of yesterday’s fundraiser in Los Angeles with the help of several assistants who mistook her lack of breath for breathlessness in the presence of the Telepromtor-in-Chief — who was still convinced that he has only one more state left to visit since he has visited all 57 of the other states.  Anna “Helmet Head” Wintour rode Sarah Jessica “Horsehead” Parker into the three-ring circus while Nero fiddled in the background.

In an effort to fight the Republican’s “War Against Women” — generated by Democrats in response to the public’s dislike of the idea of a prestigious, private college law school student, Sandra Fluck,  demanding that the public pay for her contraception, President Urkel Kardashian joked “naughtily” that Ellen Degenerate complained that his wife — the First Lady Michelle Obama, “didn’t go all the way down.”  Classy act, our President.  Note to self:  investigate who is actually waging a war against women…