Before the 2016 US Presidential Election, Governor Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown said that if Trump were to be elected President, California would build its own wall — as if that would be a gigantic middle finger to the rest of the country. Now, that Trump is President Elect, the other 49 states are demanding to know when construction begins. The rest of the country is even willing to chip in to defray costs; Canada has even volunteered to send builders in hopes of containing and preventing loony celebrities in full apoplectic melt-downs like Lena Dunham, Cher and Rosie O’Donut from escaping into Canada.
After turning California into a Third World Fiefdom of Sanctuary City-States, Leftists have been fleeing to neighboring states — that actually still function and follow US laws, and where their cancerous ideas have begun to metastasize as they inflict their voting habits on their healthy unsuspecting neighbors. Not surprisingly, the other 49 states seem overly in favor of the Great Wall of Mexifornia and are beginning to seriously consider life without that gangrenous appendage. The Motor Voter Bill combined with the brilliant idea of giving drivers licenses to illegal aliens created an instant cache of hundreds of thousands of new “undocumented Democrat voters” just in time for the election.
Post-election analysis reveals that Madonna reneged on her offer to fellate any man who would vote for Hillary; as common wisdom reveals, the Left is full of empty promises. Madonna knew full well that there is barely enough collective testosterone in all Hillary supporters combined to enable even one healthy male to rise to the occasion.
After spewing sham polls, phony predictions and fraudulent analysis, the Clinton News Network, the New York Slimes and the rest of the tawdry, tired old pressitudes of the Mainstream Media hitched up their fishnet stockings and reapplied their false eyelashes before lecturing Americans that they were racist for electing an old white guy instead of an old white woman. “Fake News” is what the public should really be concerned about, said the charlatans posing as journalists.
Now, if the rest of country could sponsor a sting operation in the guise of a DNC Fundraiser or a Clinton Foundation Gala in Los Angeles to attract all the East Coast hustlers and chiselers, the builders could finish the Great Wall of Mexifornia and seal them all in together and give the rest of the country a chance to Make America Great Again.
On the night of the election, as state after state went from the Media’s favorite color blue to red for Donald Trump, the stoic neutrality of the Main Stream Media (MSM) was put to the test. The DNC’s propaganda ministers’ faces fell; some cried; and Anderson Cooper disappeared for a period and was last seen crawling into a whisky bottle at a local dive bar in Manhattan.
The day after the election, university professors called off midterm exams and handed out Play-Doh and coloring books to students who were confused and upset to learn that Kim Jong Hillary would not be coronated Queen after all. Fairness was in short supply; no participation trophies were awarded. Bewilderment turned quickly to anger and disappointment.
The next day, protests broke out in Blue Cities around the country, demanding that Trump be assassinated and Melania be raped. George Soros threw Hillary, his failed mouthpiece, over board and began employing basement dwellers to protest Trump. In addition to paying $15-$18/hour, as an added incentive, Soros promised to hand out “Love Trumps Hate” diaper pins, adult-sized pacificiers and half-priced “I’m with Her” campaign merchandise. Trump hasn’t even taken office yet and already unemployment has fallen!
Meanwhile, in order to raise funds to repay her biggest campaign contributors — the anti-American, radical Muslim countries of Saudi Arabi, Qatar and GeorgeSoros-stan, Hillary has decided to auction off to the highest bidder personally deleted emails from her personal file server. Huma’s face has started to appear on the side of milk cartons, and Obama has ordered his moving van.
“Make America Great Again!”
Last night, Tuesday, November 8, 2016, the Blue Wall crumbled as the Rust Belt states turned the designated Coronation of Kim Jong Hillary into a triumphant win for the Cheeto-faced Billionaire Donald Trump. Mainstream Media pundits’ faces fell and some actually melted in agony as they tried to make sense of the Trump Train as it steamrolled over them.
If the DNC-propagandists in the media had bothered to open their eyes and attend a Trump rally over the past several months, it should have been clear what was unfolding: flyer-over Americans of all stripes, the Official Deplorables, as Hillary had referred to Trump voters were rising up and demanding common sense from their elected politicians: secure borders, better trade deals, jobs and healthcare that is actually affordable instead of the signature “accomplishment” of the current administration: Obamacare.
The Deplorables disengaged themselves from the Republican and Democrat Establishment’s Matrix which insists on categorizing everyone by victim group, racial category and economic status — the Deplorables were simply American and green who demanded that the swamp in Washington, DC be drained of the graft and corruption that have become hallmarks of the establishment parties.
Nothing exemplified that swamp like the revelations about the media’s collusion with the DNC and insights into the Clinton Foundation as revealed through Wikileak documents which shed light on how Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State sold access and foreign policy favors and influence through “gifts” and contributions to the Clinton Foundation. What a money laundering scheme that was — and is. Perhaps, Bill and Hill will now have more time to devote to their “charitable” enterprises as the new Bonnie & Clyde of American politics.